FAQs

What is Reno Juice?

Reno Juice is the finest libation, known to mankind, womankind, and bi-kind.

How does it work?

Very, very, well.  Especially for degreasing aviation spark plugs.

Are there any other uses for Reno Juice?

Some guys use it on their wives to remove armpit hair, and clean their dentures.

Who invented Reno Juice?

Our resident toxicologist, Dr. Bill (zippity do da) Austin.

Are there any known side effects to using Reno Juice?

Side effect, Missionary style, Doggie style, 69 style, all are good effects.

We heard some users have suffered hearing loss, after use.  Is that true?

Yes, The Plugguy did after embalming his head, a few years ago.

Why are other users of Reno Juice called victims?

We don’t know, but it has something to do with substance abuse.

How many victims of Reno Juice have there been to date?

We lost count after the first thousand or so went to the local detox center.

Can’t an individual just be a casual Reno Juice user?

Yeah, right, just like a heroin addict.

Is it true that Reno Juice must be stored frozen until used? 

Shit Yes.  In hazardous goods containers.  Were you born yesterday?

Why must it be stored very cold, in special containers?

Ask the folks that make nitroglycerin.

Is also true that some Reno Air Race pilots have used Reno Juice?

Only in the broadest sense…as a secret fuel additive.

Speaking of broads, does this stuff attract them?

Broads, Narrows, Short ones, Tall ones...  We "juice" them all.

How do they know when it’s ready?

They can smell it “brewing” from the Ramp, Formula Hanger, or T-6 Pits.

What do you mean by “brewing”?

Sorry, we can’t give away all our secrets.  Come by, find out, and bring a babe.

Where do we find you?

Usually at The Balz Out Hangar or any place RARA will let us set up the lab.